my brother had prepared a really lavish dinner party for my parents and friends, with lots of sauces and stuff. Anyhow i was left on washing up detail with a bunch of kids. There was so much washing up to do and all the work surfaces were completely cluttered. Suddenly someone started heckling us for our poor organisation skills. The person turned out to be Lionel Blair (the dancer and bloke who was always on ‘give us a clue’). He was gesticulating wildly and swearing at me calling us a a bunch of “mincefuckers”. I then noticed he had one hand missing. I wanted to ask him to stop criticising unless he was prepared to get his hands dirty and help us, but didn’t want to cause offence by thinking i was taking the piss out of him because he only had one hand….